It Began on May 1st, 1982

That's when it all started for me, and today -- May 1st, 2010 -- is my 28th birthday. Before today, I'd never written in a blog of my own. Oh, I'd registered for LiveJournal, Facebook, and all of that crap, but I hadn't really written anything. When it comes to getting started, it's better late than never, and today -- after 28 years of failing to chronicle my life in a remotely cohesive way -- it's time to kick things off.

Not right this second, though. I have to return to work, as I rushed home on my unforgivingly short dinner break to do this before May 2nd rolled around. Surely you understand, as this wouldn't have had the same impact if I waited till the day after my "28th reason."

I would've needed a new title and everything.